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1 Came off the assembly line flat-out fucked. | Feel like a defective model
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!!! [05 Dec 2007|05:55am]
This is a beautiful story of a torrid love affair...sorry but I completely forgot how to make links, so you have to deal with it.

Once, there was a beautiful girl by the name of Amilee Janet WoobooTunaStallion.
She was a peaceful girl and went along her daily activites without much interruption.

She loved to hang out with her best friends Tiffany and Kim, who were also very mild-mannered, as you can tell from the pigtails.

One day, Amy met a boy named Tom, who liked to play the guitar.

He played all night and day for her and asked for her hand. She politely declined by peacing out.

His heart was broken. He was never able to pick up a guitar again for as long as he lived.

Amy lived this way, declining males, determinded to stay virginal and sweet as long as she lived. Then one day, Amy did the unthinkable, she broke her vow of piety and drank alcohol! Before long she was smashed.

Being drunk, she walked around town, where she met a boy named Fat Mike. He tried everything to seduce, using Tom's old tactic of playing the guitar and seranading her.

Fat Mike spent awhile talking to Amilee and getting to know her. Then he finally worked up the nerve to request a kiss from the gentile Amilee WoobooTunaStallion.

She really liked Fat Mike, and the booze in Amilee's belly told her to go for it. Fat Mike knew from her face that she would accept his kiss.

The kiss turned into more, much more. Fat Mike was excited and proud that he had made Amilee so happy; everyone realized this by the glee on Fat Mike's face. He beamed and could not hide it. There were no fx involved, he had found his true love.

When Amilee awoke the next morning, she knew that she had made a mistake. She used her old standby of peacing out to get rid of him.

He did not have a favorable reaction, he was first stunned and confused.

His confusion then grew to anger. He screamed at the top of his lungs "FUCK YOU AMILEE JANET WOOBOOTUNASTALLION! I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!"

It took many years, but things worked out for Amilee and Fat Mike.
As expected Amilee moved on immediately, leaving broken hearts along the path behind her until she settled down and found the one for her.

But Fat Mike had a much harder recovery. He started hitting the bottle far too much, becoming a total wino.

But one day, he cleaned up and Jesus found him. Puking in a toilet in a honky-tonk bar.

He has since never been cleaner in his life.


1 Came off the assembly line flat-out fucked. | Feel like a defective model
Hey! Get, get, get, get, get over it! [15 Aug 2007|06:11pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

I know I get overworked sometimes, and I start to act stupid.
But I leave for college in less than a week and I feel like I'm back in elementary school.
Feeling blamed for everything really starts to feel shitty.
Always having someone mad at you and not knowing exactly why becomes absolutely ridiculous.
I'm no more to blame than anyone else, but it seems all on me.
Then I'm told over and over that it's all in my head.
But anytime I speak, just as soon as one word comes out, I'm judged or called a liar, or made to feel shitty not only for the choices I make, but the people in my life.
Just because you don't agree doesn't mean you have to tell me every single chance you get.
This will never happen again, you know it as well as I do.
The four of us will never be able to be all together.
That was supposed to mean more to you than it does to me.

And on a side note, in a year you're more likely to talk to me than you are him.
It won't last and you know that.

1 Came off the assembly line flat-out fucked. | Feel like a defective model
Oh good god, holy shit, the joke's on us, not on them. [06 Jul 2007|11:40am]
[ mood | shocked ]

I got my IB Diploma.
I just have no idea how.

11 Came off the assembly line flat-out fucked. | Feel like a defective model
All My Friends Love Murder. [17 Sep 2005|09:27pm]
[ mood | why? ]

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